August 2011
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Aug 1st
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Aug 1st
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I almost forgot what tonight was
Aug 1st
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July 2011
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"It feels like jelly" (MOM DON'T READ)
mountdiablo:therailrat: it’s a love story baby just say yes
Jul 31st
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Jul 31st
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this is my sleeping schedule: don’t sleep one day sleep 18 hours the next day repeat cycle
Jul 31st
johncreilly asked: Rob Reiner.

Mark Wahlberg.
Jul 31st
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Jul 31st
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Jul 31st
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Jul 31st
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Jul 31st
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Jul 31st
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Jul 30th
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Jul 30th
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Jul 29th
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Jul 29th
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that last post is called catholics get their religion beat out of them
Jul 29th
last night I met someone who hated Macs
him: Steve Jobs should be crucified.
me: He was crucified. under Pontius Pilate. He suffered, died, and was buried, and on the third day He rose in fulfillment of the scriptures.
him: hey, I'm actually a Christian believe it or not.
me: He ascended into heaven and is seated at the right hand of the Father. He will come again in glory to judge the living and the dead, and his kingdom will have no end.
him: just stop.
Jul 29th
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life is sad growing up is awful
Jul 29th
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things that I did not do: go to sleep
Jul 29th
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why am i awkae??
Jul 29th
guess i got drunk for tde first time dont tell my mom tumblr plesae
Jul 29th
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Jul 28th
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it’s 5 am and I’m not tired but I just want to go to sleep before the sun is up because going to sleep when the sun is up makes me feel worthless
Jul 28th
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you know that commercial for Cheerios with the little girl saying “that’s for babies”? that commercial is so cute that I literally can’t stand it. both the little girl and the mom with those bangs. it’s too much cute.
Jul 28th
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Jul 28th
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when you’re craving steak harder than you’ve ever craved anything and it’s 1:40 AM
Jul 28th
Jul 27th
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Jul 27th
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Jul 27th
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Jul 27th
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“One does not seriously attack the expertise of a scientist using the undefined...”
– Apple Inc. litigation (libel dispute with Carl Sagan) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (via bullshit)
Jul 27th
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Jul 27th
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Jul 27th
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Jul 27th
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Jul 27th
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Tobias: As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch.
Michael: Really? When did that start?
Tobias: Well, I don’t want to blame it all on 9/11, but it certainly didn’t help.
Jul 27th
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-7-24) →
Taylor Swift (54) Baby Talk (29) Cults (13) Lil B (12) Wavves (10) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Jul 26th
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Jul 26th
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I love a good .png
Jul 26th
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Jul 26th
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going to sleep at 8 AM just another day in the neighborhood 
Jul 25th
WatchWatch
Jul 25th
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spunkyballs replied to your photo: text messages you send to your best friend when… he was pretty gone. i don’t know if he’d remember to text you, even though i’m almost positive he didn’t swipe it. oh, he would definitely remember to text me. not even substantial amounts of alcohol can blur the bond of our friendship. 
Jul 25th
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Jul 25th
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Jul 25th
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